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Heater kickin' now...
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More cold humor from the frozen north...

HEATER KICKIN’ NOW!


 


Bought some more propane,


So the cold is not so much,


A pain…


 


My feet, they are a feelin’ just a bit warmer,


As is the whole camper,


 Rufuz doesn’t understand where the warm air is from,


 I just tell him directly from hell as I made a deal with the devil,


Too keep my feet warm; he can have them when I am through,


As long as he can get them away from Rufuz before he bites clear thru.


 


If I am frugal, I can extend the propane for a month or more,


If not my bank account, it will be sore,


But better that, than Rufuz & I becoming stiff as a board!


 


                                                (ed)


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Heater kickin' now..."
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
(((ed)))

hope you get warm--if you really want to get warm, though, come to texas in the summer *WHEW*

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Like the thermostadt, my infomatiom keeps comig back.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Glad to see things are heating up for you :-)


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