“Ed & Rufuz Are Defrosting”

Defrosting, are Rufuz & Ed,

From the chilling cold that earlier invaded their habitat,

Ed covered a window that allowed his head to get cold during sleep,

And decided to use the propane to keep warm,

As, what the hell, warmth is the way to live,

And cold is the way to die.

What else can one do, but to learn to enjoy,

This early cold blast as if he was again a boy,

Oh, lets not be so coy,

You really enjoy this cold too,

For if not, you would be living in Tahiti,

Rather than the frozen north, like Rufuz & I.

But defrosting is one thing,

The drips off my frozen body,

Are pooling on the rug below,

And to be quite honest, I am ready to give this cold the old heave-ho…

                                    (frost-ed)