Barney’s 15 Minutes of Fame…

Is President Bush crazy?

Now I know that subject maybe hazy,

But give me a breakzy,

He has to be a little round the bend,

To have a Christmas show starring his little black Scottie dog, I don’t mean to offend…sort of.

I mean Barney is a cute dog,

And yes he lives in the white house,

But what the hell-kinda person will watch,

A little black dog touring the oval office,

While giving a running background,

Just the fact that he is there, I would think would suffice.

Maybe if he lifts his leg on some statue,

Attacks the wind blown drapes in that office, already spoken of,

And tears them down while ripping at them with his teeth,

Now that might get someone to watch the show,

Me for example, I could get into the pres & dog fighting,

Trying to pull away from the other,

Drapes that smell of all the other dogs that ever lived in the white house.

Okay enough of this beating around the Bush, (hey, I made a funny)

Has the white house gotten so boring and aimless?

That we are making movies in all the rooms,

That as we all know are countless.

Wonder what kind of movies will come out of there?

Porn? Naw…!! The president, regards that, would not allow…

                       Would he?

                                                           *ed*    

PS: after all, remember Clinton…