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I've Written Alot...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I like to write at night, for daytime can be so light...LOL (sometimes humor can be so odd...)

I have said in the past,
That I like to write when driving,
It "IS" easier to do so when I can see the page.


But still I like to write also at night,
For during the day there can be so much light,
There are so many problems with light,
Refraction, reflection, bulbs going out,
Too little light,
Too much light,
There is never a time,
When light is just right.


Except of course at night,
When the light is man made,
Unless I use the moon light,
Which causes eye strain, or it might.


So in the dark,
I have night site,
If I were a transvestite, the night,
Would then be right,
For who wants to see a fat, bearded transvestite,
In ANY light or at all for that matter...


So to write in the night is right,
As I have quite,
Made this point too often tonight...


                              (ed)
  


  


 


 


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 Reviews of "I've Written Alot..."
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
You're a funny man.......I just read your latest.....so I thought I'd have a look at a few of these 200 poems. LOVE YOUR CAR btw.....Most cool.....I bet a few people do a double take....lol Best wishes, Dani

I like to write at night too..;)

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
a fat, bearded transvestite??? I cant write for laughing...love your humor Ed...LOL
Allen


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