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Okay, just one more, but I gotta go...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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I can't seem to stop all this writing tonight...

What the hell happened to me today?


I have written far more than my share,


It almost seems unfair,


But I do so enjoy days off to show how much I care,


About writing what seems to be trickling,


Out of that,


Previously spoken of “writers gland”.


 


I have to go into work for a few hours this evening,


9pm till midnight should be all I will need,


But it is now almost 830 and here I sit still,


Writing and writing as I cannot seem to get my fill!


 


Oh Rufuz, please come over and drag me out,


Please, Rufuz, please, just kinda shout,


Daddy I need to go pee,


Before you leave,


So take me out before I do so on your leg,


Oh goodness I better go,


Will be back later tonight,


And ready to start all over again…


 


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 Reviews of "Okay, just one more, but I gotta go..."
Reviewed on December 21, 2003
This was so cute!

Reindeer

Reviewed on December 21, 2003
Hahaha! LOL!...you are so funny! I'm glad you are so happy!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)


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