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Daddy Ought to Drink More Water...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Rufuz says I should drink more water, but its cold out and can only drink that when its hot...

Rufuz drinks a lot of water,


As most dogs do,


But Daddy only drinks water,


In the summer,


And when he finds he is beat by the heat,


 


Gator aid, soda, white and chocolate milk,


They are daddy’s main staples,


When it comes to liquid refreshment,


If Rufuz drank what his daddy drinks,


He would have projectile diarrhea,


It’s a wonder that Dad has not got it,


But lets get off this subject, so,


                    See ya…


                                                (ed)


 


 


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2003
I was told hot coffee doesn't count so I guess I don't drink too much water in the winter.

Reviewed on December 22, 2003
this is funny, Ed; enjoyed!~ LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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