“RUFUZ…On Etiquette in “His” Home…”

#1: I (Rufuz) lives here, you don’t!

#2: If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes,

                stay off the furniture.

#3: Yes, I have some disgusting habits, so do you!

                What’s your point?

#4: OF COURSE I smell like a dog! (geez)

#5: Hey, it’s in my nature to try to sniff your crotch.

        PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO SNIFF MINE!

#6: My daddy loves me more than he does most people,

                        so f*** off…

#7: (This one is from Daddy, so bear with him, okay?)

        “To you he is a dog. To me he’s an adopted son

         who is short, hairy, walks on all fours & doesn’t

        speak clearly.

        I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF  THESE                                THINGS!”

                                                                (Rufuz & ed)