“Finger Lickin’ Good…

                        -or-

The Best Finger to Use for Nose Pickin’…”

Most use their index finger, I find,

Probably cause of its strength & dexterity,

The pinky finger I use, for mine,

It is able to get into all the nooks & crannies,

And far up the nose, it can get,

Where are usually found,

The big chunks of snot,

Which is more filling for those that eat it,

                    or “sNOT.”

Sometimes the index finger, I do use,

Cause more can be picked at once, I muse,

Hey, not to accuse,

But a little warning just to be fair,

If you have long nails,

Keep em’ trimmed,

And be forewarned, you may,

Get a mouthful of nose hair…

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

                                (ed)