(THIS IDEA CAME FROM A REVIEW LEFT BY ANOTHER AUTHOR FOR MY LITTLE DIDDY,                                     “DAMN ACID REFLUX”…THANK YOU, DAN)

REFLUX FROM THE “OTHER” END…

Imagine if you will,

How so majorly ill,

One would be to have acid reflux,

From the opposite end of the “guts”?

To put out acid from the butt,

May be called “butt flux”,

Or “ass flux” or “flux from the poop shute”,

I think however that shute would not be the right word,

As it would come out so fast,

Maybe “shoot” would show better,

            To the last.

Okay, so I have some weird ideas,

But this one didn’t totally come from me,

Blame that other author for a bit of what you see,

The idea itself came from the review,

That he so laughingly posted,

And if you don’t get a laugh from this poem,

Perhaps it is because you are afflicted,

With that malady as we discuss,

  Called “POOP SHOOT FLUX”!

I think it is only prudent,

That a doctor be called in to help,

Put an end to the problem with your end…

And yes, dear reader, this is the very.................END!

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