"It’s been so long since I’ve had sex,
That the crack of dawn is starting to look good."

Oh, Ed, this line says it all!! What's worse is when its lying right next to you, obtuse to the fact you are wearing nothing under your nightie!! ;) And you realize getting up to check for replies to your latest poem at AD sounds more fun than making an effort yourself... Ha, how's that for not telling any lies!! Here's to more sex in the New Year, Ed! Salute!

..judging from the comments below I'd say ed that you are not ALONE in this particular plight....hmmm.many..maaany..are in the same club...LOL!! Er..does THAT help?
PS..as Ch'erie said..the women in your town must be BLIND!!! LOL!!
Hang on in there kiddo!!!
Delightful write!
Vesna

Are you Gay Ed? Come on you have to be! Coz looking at your pic, i am wondering what in the creation of cats is the problem!!!
Are all the women in your town BLIND!!!!
Ok Forget that Gay remark, just being facecious, you look fine to me. I dunno, you oughta see alot of the Men here, Help!! Most of them wanna imitate Hare Krishna's on purpose. And who gives a monkeys about your hair, least you got some, there's always a rinse :)
Truly left scratching my head here, wot does Rufuz think,...
Love Ch'erie
You have nice lips! I'm a lip person lol.

This sounds like my "Sexual Madness" poem.
Yes, it has been over a year for me. "Hard to believe?" You may think,
but it's true. Well, my friend, I know the feeling. ;)
Have a healthy and safe New Year!

Evelyn.

You crack me up. Masturbation is free ;)--I saw the title of this and I had to read. Have not been denning much lately--this time of year. Maybe I'll peek later on tonight at more :)

Hey--they have that new sushi bar--you know... the one where they eat off of the women..lol.

Anyhow--I enjoyed this :)
Emilie

(((ed)))

LOL you're so cute :)

"the crack of dawn is starting to look good" LOL honest, heartfelt write

i won't tell you how long it's been for me...YEARS is the closest i'll admit to LOL

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)