Hornnnnnyyyyyyy!!…

Guess you could tell, of late,

That I have been extremely horny,

Must be the lack thereof,

Of my anti depressants that I can’t take.

Of course, Rene’ is nowhere to be found,

When in this condition I find myself bound,

Even starting to look good is the hound,

But no worries, mate,

I will just have to wait,

For Rene’s return from her visit to New York,

As for now I can self satisfy my raging, “thing”

But not for long can I go without,

As I am, of late, wound so tight,

That I feel like a string,

On a grand piano,

Just waiting for that cute little g-string,

Rene’ doesn’t wear when we do our thing…

Hope my constant reminder to you,

Does not make you dislike this cue,

To my sexy partner,

Just jump in your shoe,

And run right over.

Before I find myself out on the corner,

Selling my wares,

That would present itself such a scare,

To those who might be interested.

Wonder if they might pay?

Or will I have to pay them?

No matter, as long as sex I get.

At this very moment in time,

I do not care what I have to do,

I will just allow them to have their way with me,

And then all will see,

Just how much sex they can get from me…

                                                          (ed)