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Cold Balls...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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What the cold does to certain parts or the anatomy in a fun way...

“COLD BALLS”


 


How fast they shrivel,


When ice is applied,


Or when it is just quite cold outside,


They seem to crawl up inside,


And try their best to just hide,


They are always there to take a ride,


And will always be found in time to bide.


 


Not sure what brought on this little ditty,


But hope you found it fun & informative,


Because it seems to hit me right where I live,


So to you I find myself willing to give,


And hope you will find it in your heart to forgive,


As I have found myself to be, of late, under active…


 


                                                                   (ed) 


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 Reviews of "Cold Balls..."
Reviewed on January 3, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL brrrrrrrr a chilling write...glad i'm a female

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)


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