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Just a Bit Nuts...
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Thanks Kate for the idea for this one, it is as always kinda "nuts", but isn't that what I am here for to keep you all in stitches?

JUST A BIT NUTS…


 


A recent reviewer stated,


That I was just a bit nuts,


What ya’ll don’t realize,


Is I am as crazy,


As all the nuts in the tree.


 


Doesn’t matter the type of nut,


Doesn’t matter if I am trying to get a nut,


But when I do see nuts I chase them,


Scaring the poor squirrels,


Back to their holes,


They are so femme.


 


Rufuz loves to chase the squirrels,


And when he does I sneak up and shake the tree,


So that all the nuts come falling down on me,


Some may say that I am squirrelly,’


But I say I am just nuts for nuts…


                                                            (ed)  


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
LOL loved this one :-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Good thing it's not squirrel season, Ed, or some really nutty folks might take a potshot at you!


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