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Mac n' Cheese...etc
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Just a bit of food humor, hope you enjoy it...ed

MAC N’ CHEESE…etc


 


Like spaghetti & rice,


A main staple for life,


Especially when money is low,


I eat all three, chewing & swallowing slow,


Makes the meal seem like more,


They fill my tummy,


And leave on my face, such a glow.


 


I find it hard to fathom,


How families with kids,


Can make ends meet,


I mean, kids they eat,


And eat, and eat, and eat,


Seems their little bodies need a lot,


But if dad and mom are not,


Making much money,


Where does the food come from?


 


Anyway, I may be low on bread,


Oh, that’s money to you lowly bred,


But I can survive, & Rufuz has his Iams,


He actually has more snacks & food than I,


But I seem to live, quite well, if you look at my gut,


I just have to get out of this lack of money rut,


Maybe a part-time job on weekends for a bit,


Or stop getting, on certain nights, halfway lit,


As I get the munchies and eat myself out of house,


         AND MOTORHOME…


                                                            (ed) 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Mac n' Cheese...etc"
Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
A neat twist on materialism in American lifestyle.
enjoyed this read,

cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
HAHA,
very well done

jessica
aka
gypsie


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