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Rufuz & His Poop...
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Humor and or pets, can't put them in both...so enjoy either way...ed

Rufuz & His Poop


 


When Rufuz does poop,


Dad has to scoop,


As if he doesn’t,


He takes the chance,


Of having smelly shoes,


In that case, Dad does lose,


As they are hard to clean,


So without being mean,


Daddy has to pick it up,


But not in a cup,


As my cute “little” pup,


Never leaves so little,


That can fit in a cup,


No, this dog has to walk the line,


Leaving a “land mine”,


Of a large sized canine,


Pile of poop,


So large it could be called a mountain,


Then stands there,


And looks at me like I was to blame…


                                                          (ed)  


 


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 Reviews of "Rufuz & His Poop..."
Reviewed on January 10, 2004
(((ed)))

that was a little too much info, the size of his poop LOL

a doggie's gotta do what a doggie's gotta do...train him to use the toilet (i've seen it done)

funny write

(((HUGS))) and love to you and rufuz *woOf*

karla. :)

Reviewed on January 10, 2004
LOL at Janet's review...Janet, you are too much! LOL

Also laughing at your review you left for Karla on her poem; but I am the Cajun food fan, NOT her. Cajun food tears her up; ask her about the last time she had alligator! NOT a pleasant experience, if you know what I mean....LOL (Me, I had NO problem with the alligator...LOL It's BOUDIN that gives ME hell...still, I DO love boudin; boudin just doesn't LIKE ME! LOL)

But SERIOUSLY, Ed, this is too funny, and i am NOT s****in'! LOL Give the ol' furball a (((HUGE HUG))) from his Auntie Karen in Texas, okay?? (((HUGS))) to you, too, my friend!

Love, your friend in the Lone Star State, Karen Lynn. :D Love ya, Ed (AND Rufuz; can't forget you!)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2004
Hey your the one that feed him, of course it's your fault :-) Fun write.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 10, 2004
Haw Haw! I hear ya, Ed! Turbo does exactly the same thing to me - but when I pick it up and put it in a bag, he grins!

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on January 10, 2004
Hee hee, this is a funny. Give Rufuz a hug for me, just squeeze the sh** out of him. ;) lol

Love, Janet xoxoxo


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