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For Karla's Challenge...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Some of us have to be different...

FOR KARLA’S CHALLENGE,


      (this poet has to be different)


 


          Zen,


          Yo-yo,


          Xenophobic, (sorry, foreigners) 


          Wacked,


          Verse,


          Underpants,


          Tubular,


          Sullen,


          Robust,


          Quack,


          Pugnacious,


          Oxidized, (or faded out)


          Namby-pamby,


          Mutant,


          Lugubrious,


          Knock-kneed,


          Juvenile (. best)


          Indigestion,


          Hippie,


          Gut,


          Freak,


          ED,


          Drugs,


          Comical,


          Broad, (as in width)


          Asinine,


 


Okay, now you all know the worst of the worst, hope you enjoyed it?!


                                                                                      (ed)


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 Reviews of "For Karla's Challenge..."
Reviewed by anne cunningham
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
like the barenaked ladies lyrics, "I just made you say UNDERWEAR!" too funny. like the words you worked into this piece.

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
C...should have read COLD...lol...you're funny

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
It is good to have a sense of humor and you share it with us to our benefit. Thank you for this offering, Ed. Love and peace, Regis.

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
ed.

LMAO!

the best way to see things is upside down and backwards!

well done,

john+

Reviewed on January 11, 2004
Ed, no matter how others may see you or how you may see yourself, I still love ya! And I mean that! Wonderful answer to Karla's challenge; BRAVO, my friend! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D (((HUGS))) to Rufuz, too!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
I always enjoy one who dares to be different :-) Great write!

Reviewed on January 11, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL (((ed))) you have brightened my day with this great response to my challenge--xenophobic LOL and there's nothing namby-pamby about this write

i love you just the way you are :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :) *LOL*

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
Hahahahahaha this is great...it is truly YOU ED....loved it...a nice bio if I ever saw one...I especially liked "wacked"....LOL...floria

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
excellent entry

thanks,
d.


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