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No Ideas...
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I seem to have run out of ideas for future writes...

                       NO IDEAS…


 


What’s this gooey stuff seeping out of my ear?


Is it flowing directly from my brain, oh dear?


I have no new ideas for poems, that’s so clear,


So maybe this gooey stuff is a new idea,


Better there than seeping out of my rear…


 


I mean really, my ideas seem to have all dried up,


Not even can I get any ideas from the pup,


Oh let me get myself a big old cup,


And catch this stuff as it flows, yup…


 


I guess this too shall pass,


As it seems to have happened in the past,


But I cannot recall when it happened last?


Oh wow, this gooey stuff is really seeping fast.


 


I think all I need is to find my fishing rod and cast,


As it may give me more ideas while using the sun to baste,


At the same time I am waiting for the little fishies to hit my hook,


I will be writing down all that occurs as if I was writing a book,


I will know for sure if any ideas I wrote were worth the effort,


When I get done jotting and just set the paper down and take a look…


                                                                                                            (ed)


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Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on January 12, 2004
Thank you for sharing this, this is a very real experience.


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