OOPS…

Is this pic a woman thing?

Or do men do it too?

Driving away with a gas pump nozzle,

Even when it is right under your schnozzle,

After pumping the gas yourself.

I know in NJ we have to let the attendant,

Pump our gas, as I think, they think, we have in our brains a dent,

But wish there could be seen the state from which this pic came,

It would explain a lot,

And would surely show that its not,

From the great state of toxic waste, NJ…

OH, you didn’t know that NJ was the toxic waste dump to the world?

Oh yes we are,

And what is really scary,

Is we all glow in the dark, now isn’t that hairy?

We have no need for nightlights, because of our glow,

Some just think it a bright light from within,

We are all so happy and friendly & oh so full of sin…

I especially am full of sin, as I lie,

To make this poem rhyme,

But at least we don’t do any driving with the nozzle still attached,

For if we did so too often,

We would for sure be heading for the booby hatch…

                                                                        (ed)