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Flying Rednecks...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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come in and read this cute story,
Talking about the flying rednecks,
You have heard of them,
Just like the Flying Leathernecks,
That John Wayne starred in,
A war flick of renown,
But these folks are the rednecks,
They are just a bit different...


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Flying Rednecks…


 


This man may look like he is diving into a mud puddle,


But in reality this redneck type person,


Is flying over the puddle,


Now this may make you feel the muddle,


Of all the other folks on this site,


But believe me when I say, I am trying my best not to be subtle.


 


All those others tried, trial and error, like the “Write” brothers,


They could not in the beginning get it “write”, just like all the others,


But as time went on, you can see this guy, showed them all up,


Including the “writes” & their flimsy airplane,


He can fly, for the reason, that, in reality, he has NO BRAIN!


Now isn’t that a shame?


A redneck flier without a brain, don’t you sometimes wish you could say the same?


Without any brain, you could get away with a whole lot, and not end up with all the fame…


 


It really is so lame,


Kinda like this poem,


But believe me, I will get out of this, no fame,


More likely I will wake up to house of flame…


 


                                                                   (ed)


 


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 Reviews of "Flying Rednecks..."
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
That's me, first guy on the right of the picture, I jumped next.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
Learn something new every day. Never knew about the flying rednecks until now. Who knows? Maybe one day :-)

Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
Ed;

This crackered me up.

Dan S.

Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on January 15, 2004
In the words of a song.. Aint it nice to be the same ole trailer trash in new shoes..lol.. Loved this.. made me smile..lol


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