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Seems I have run into a Snare...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Another one of those days where my creative juices have frozen, must be the cold of late...

SEEMS I’ve RUN into a SNARE,


 


Hey, don’t you stare,


Just cause I’ve run into a snare,


So what if my brain,


Has gone down the drain,


And any smarts,


That was there,


Has fallen apart…


 


No inspiration, have I,


No desire, not even from the sky,


Seems to me, the best I can do today,


Is sit back, relax, & at the tube stare,


Or for that matter, just bake me a pie.


 


Oh sure, there you go again, staring,


Just as if I had just taken a loud fart,


I hope, if that is the case, that the smell,


Does stink you out & as it does you fell,


Being taken out on a cart…


 


Ok, let me get done this short piece of dribble,


It didn’t take too long for me to this, scribble,


So brains I must have left upstairs,


Just at the moment they seem to feel like,


So much kibble…


 


                                (ed)


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 Reviews of "Seems I have run into a Snare..."
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on January 17, 2004
Blame it on the dog.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on January 17, 2004
Make mine a coconut cream
please...
Might as well put the coffee on too...
I'll be right over Ed..lol


Trixie :)

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 17, 2004
Ah...but this is grand...Ed...you have much more than Kibble in this one...you also have some funny bits.
Allen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 17, 2004
Or for that matter, just bake me a pie.

Dutch apple, please - to go!

Reviewed on January 17, 2004
ed...you can write about the silliest things and make it sound good! LOL funny write; truly enjoyed! this write is a gas! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on January 17, 2004
(((ed)))

no inspiration??? ed...you can write about ANYTHING and make it sound good.

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2004
Some days the inspirations comes from the farts :-)

Reviewed on January 17, 2004
Heeeheee! Long as you don't fart too loud, or you'll wake up the dead too! Hahah! Love this.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)


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