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Little Car Lost...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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We all are in high hopes that this lost little car is found within a minimum of time...

LITTLE CAR LOST…


 


Lost is Kate’s little car,


A 92’ classic dancer of the sun,


She is a wonderful person.


Oh such a hon.,


Please, oh please, if you see it give it a run,


Back to her driveway,


But first make sure you get the culprit,


That appropriated it in the first place, such a bum!


 


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2004
No need to look any further. The car has been found and because of damages I just had to sell it for 40 dollars. I cannot afford the fix up charges. I'll do another funny write on it soon. Right now the anger has the better of me. Thanks for this considerate poem and wonderful thoughts!


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