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Log In...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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What the hell, I don't feel the desire to write tonight...its SaturdaY night & I am burning up...

LOG IN…


 


How many times must I do so?


Three, four, more?


Then I kick myself off,


Got to open that door,


To my brain core, so sore.


 


No really, I log in, get all set,


Then I get logged out,


I am starting to sweat,


I think a move, maybe to Tibet,


Would be of help to my sweating brow,


But then, I would not have the know how,


To access this my favorite site,


Anyway, as a monk,


I would certainly be a sight,


Long hair, that they would have to tie me down,


To cut off,


Feeling like losing my manhood,


In the process.


 


No, no, better to stay where I am,


Can’t get the club music on the radio in the mountains,


(Lookin’ Flashy in my Mercedes Benz, get this party started…)


Ah how I love this station on Saturday nights,


But what the hell was I discussing, oh why fight,


I am not in the mood now to type, and that is right…


 


Let me just log out, so I can dance around the shack with Rufuz,


Has to be the funniest shadows on the shades,


Best to get a buzz first…     


 


“Yeah, JUMP, for your love, tell me how you want me, feel it in your heart, feel you getting’ higher and hotter…JUMP for my love!! “


 


                   JHappy Saturday Night!J


 


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Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on January 24, 2004
Gave me a smile tonite, Ed...Would love
to see you dancing around with Rufuz.
Loved this!

*Linda*


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