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Better to live in the state of Paranoia...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Not so much humor as freakin' Krazy!

Better to live in the state of PARANOIA…


 


The State of NJ is okay,


Better to live in the state of paranoia,


And listen to the music of Latoya,


Than to hear that of a commercial for Toyota.


 


Okay, so I am high as the proverbial kite,


What does that matter, here, I can still write?


Some say I write better when high,


Much better than when I am low


As I seem to have much more flow,


Although it seems to come out rather slow,


But still it is coming out one way or the other,


So why fight.


 


Love this state, worrying about everyone,


Are they thinking about me?


Do they know my inner chi?


Have they seen me in the shower?


If so they need to take a pill,


As that could be a scary experience,


So just do the chill thing,


Poor, poor Edward, my dear,


Your mind is floating above the surface,


Maybe I should just take up EST…


 


Oh, FREAK OUT!!!                   (ed)                                          


 


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 Reviews of "Better to live in the state of Paranoia... "
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 24, 2004
Cute write Ed...oh BTW...isn't the capital of Paranoia....Muncheee?
Allen


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