Gonna Put Myself to Bed Without Any Supper, I Was Really Bad Today…

When I am bad,

Those that I am bad with,

Are really quite glad,

For I make them feel like,

Something they haven’t had,

Since they were a lad.

Got them high as a kite,

So that maybe I might,

Make some money,

The time being right.

Well, money they had none,

But, boy we sure did have fun,

Hated to leave, but had to run,

To get home, to put in the oven, my bun…

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