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Self Admitted Psycho...
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Takes a big man to admit to being a psycho, can't get much bigger or fatter than me, LOL

SELF-ADMITTED PSYCHO…


 


As a self admitted psycho,


I do not listen to the psychobabble,


from the therapists, just so much rabble,


They seem to think,


that if I were to see a shrink,


my problems, they would get shrunk.


 


But if that were truly so,


then my life would be a bore,


cause they would take from me,


the most definite very core,


of my problem of being a whore.


 


A psycho-whore is my reason for being,


of that these therapists should be seeing,


but as always they are wrapped up in themselves,


They are a little bit slow on the upswing,


Dealing with me, their prize ding-a-ling.


 


So its off to my rubber room I go,


to don my jacket with the rear zipper,


I have spoke of in the past, so,


if you have the time, come and visit me,


for I believe you will find it to be,


a most enlightening experience,


as for me, I can learn from your visit,


if I really want to go out into the world,


or stay in this, my own underworld…


                                                                        (ed)


 


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 Reviews of "Self Admitted Psycho..."
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
we all need the love we crave... we just don't seem to get it the way the movies and TV show us we should. seems like everybody gets what they want cept us. for us it's bad. Not so, okay so i don't know what the freak i am talking about... i hate therapy and never ever will go again.

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
There's nothing like an honest poet. :)
Excellent poem, Ed.

Evelyn.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
Floria and Ed say it all...

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
You have the greatest therapy available to you, Ed - the ability to express yourself in verse. No therapist or the hundreds of dollars you would need to pay for one, could ever heal you, like the gift of expression! It is hard to separate the good shrinks from the bad ones, too. At times, psychiatry practice should be outlawed, I believe. We do our best healing and mending on our own!
Great write. Keep up the wonderful work and give my best to Rufuz.
Jill :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
Do you know what really scares me? The one's who think they are sane!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
Ed, I salute your splendid candor.

I have also taken the liberty of contacting Dr. Phil for you. He is thrilled beyond belief at your gracious invitation to visit. He is going to have a marvelous Field Trip, I'm sure!!


Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
Ed...we could all use some therapy at one time or another...after my son died...I went for awhile...and sorry to say...she was a looney...I helped myself and God helped me...and yet...there are probably some great ones out there...but how does one know...you just keep writing...I do believe writing to be very healing....liked reading this complex piece...blessings to you...floria


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