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Menagerie of the Rear Shelf Variety...
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Zoo on the rear shelf of cars, who "thunk" that one up?

MENAGERIE OF THE REAR SHELF VARIETY…


 


Ducks, chickens, donkeys & pigs,


filling up the rear shelf of cars, no kids,


How do they see?


The car behind, that’s me,


with regards the back window covered in stuffed animal pee.


 


seems to be illegal,


that of having an eagle,


hanging in rear view of mirror,


they can’t tell what’s behind is nearer.


 


I find it laughable,


They are unflappable,


regards the removal,


that is totally undoable,


of their rear shelf zoo-able…


                                                            (ed)


 


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 Reviews of "Menagerie of the Rear Shelf Variety..."
Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2004
View should be left clear--it's kinda like when someone doesn't clean their windows off in winter--how the h__l can they see anything. People continue to amaze each other. Important write, Ed . . . b

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 5, 2004
very interesting ... well done ...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2004
In Canada it is illegal. However I don't think they do much about it if someone does.

Reviewed on February 5, 2004
This was great Ed, excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2004
I hate that Ed....that is not the place to put all that junk...it spells accident to me....good write...floria


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