MINUTE LICE…

       NOT the kind we eat,

      nor the kind we beat,

more the kind we find in our hair,

    sometimes on our feet,

    usually in warm temps,

never during storms that bring sleet!

         never do we slice lice,

unless strange eating habits, we have,

        nor do we splice them,

as they do not tape well, or so I have been told,

Lice do not sell well, as there is no market,

but if there were, I am sure they could be sold.

so use caution as to how you prepare your lice,

if you have that strange eating habit mentioned above,

or if you like them on tape, make sure you show them love,

as to where this poem came from I have no clue,

but if it got a laugh from the likes of you,

then I have done my job as that is what I was here to do…

                                                                                                            (ed)