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Oh My Goodness, a Heat Wave Approaches...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Warmth, no sweat shirts, no jackets, oh my god, I can actually feel human again, (no snide little comments, Ed K!LOL)

Oh my goodness, a heat wave approaches…


 


gonna be in the mid to upper forties this week,


That’s Fahrenheit to you Canadians,


I have to dig and get out my bathing suit,


seems the time to take a day off and go for a swim,


and to sun on the beach, and feel out of reach,


for just one day, yep, this is what I say!


 


hope you too are expecting some warmth,


but if not, no offense meant, but better me than you,


I have had the cold, the snow and the wet,


better for us to finally start to get,


some nicer weather, as we have yet,


to have that winter thaw we so often get,


each and every winter,


so here I am, I am all set,


I got my thongs,


I got my tube & my surfboard,


I got my sun lotion, dark glasses and hat,


man I am so freakin’ ready, please oh please,


to the gods of the sun, just help us out,


                        just please us, LET!  


 


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 Reviews of "Oh My Goodness, a Heat Wave Approaches..."
Reviewed on February 8, 2004
(((ed)))

see, i told you i'd send you some warmth from texas...just took some time getting there :)

enjoy it while it lasts! adored this humorous write!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 8, 2004
Oh, man. I thought it was a hot broad.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 8, 2004
Since I am not allowed to make 'snide little comments.' I will not. Thanks.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2004
Enjoy your suntan! Glad to hear the sun has returned to your end of the woods. Hey we even have sun today :-) It must be spreading.


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