RE”CAT”ION…

seems I knew when I wrote my story about alf,

that the cat lovers of the den would thus unite,

into an attack force that of something as yet unseen,

so prior to that force becoming a reality, so mean,

let me here apologize & retract that which I have previously deemed,

as just a joke, a humoristic example of my comedic ineptitude…

sorry to all you cat lovers out there, my condolences & sympathies,

if any of your cats saw alf in his glory,

and died of fright, so gory,

I truly mean this from the bottom of my seat,

I felt the need to do this as it is only my story…

never was I subjected to owning a cat,

so maybe that is where I learned where it’s at,

blame it on the dogs in my life,

I never truly loved a cat like that of a dog,

guess I am truly prejudiced, and for that,

I will take it all to the mat, so sorry…

I have learned my lesson,

but lets not get to far overboard here,

if I go much further with this apology,

I find that it will be turned around,

and I am truly afraid of that, I fear… 

(ed)