Haiku...DOG (response to Karla's Cat haiku) (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Haiku...DOG (response to Karla's Cat haiku)
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Dogs have feelings too, and they have statements to be made, as follows:
Haiku...DOG... Woooooof, woof woof, ruff, Ruffff, ruffers, wooooof, Whine, whine, ruff, woof... (rufuz) As Rufuz' dad I feel it is my duty to translate this, but as it is not very nice towards members of the feline variety, I feel it is not my place to say things that I hav e only heard in a bar room... suffice it to say, Karla, you're in Rufuz' doghouse... (ed)

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Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on February 10, 2004

Seems like you're being a little ruff on cats to me.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 10, 2004

(((Ed and Rufuz)))

This is absolutely hiLARious! Interesting point of view from everyone's favorite Den canine, our Rufuz! Good one, Rufuz; you tell her! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

I am sorry, but I am inclined to side with you and Rufuz; poor Rufie got his itter bitter feelin's hurt by his Auntie Karla! Shame! I shall have to reprimend her for that....LOL

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 10, 2004

(((Ed and Rufuz)))

please forgive me...i just posted my 700th poem, "Haiku: Dog" as tribute to all good dogs everywhere, and dedicated it to you.

this is hysterical...i'm ROTFLM*O

i understood every whine and bark LOL

(forgive me???) adore this, and y'all

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

thank you for the smiles on my face :)

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)

Reviewed on February 10, 2004

Don't you think you're being a little too "ruff" on cats?
LOLOLOLOLOL.

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