lay down the gauntlet…

Okay all you cat lovers,

raise your paws,

as Kate Clifford is not the only,

cereal killer in the land,

For I can wreak havoc on anyone I want as well,

damn it all, if you want a war, you have come to the right writer…

each and every cat lover will die,

a very special way only a cat would know,

and in this here I do not lie,

just throw down that gauntlet,

and you will see, what kind of mayhem,

you have brought upon yourselves, ahem…

just give me one chance & when you least expect,

boom, you will get your just comeuppance,

oh no warnings will I express, like that of our kate,

oh no, no, no, this destruction will come, but maybe not till late…

                                          (ed)