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Hermaphrodite...
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Hermor...

Hermaphrodite…


 


I don’t understand,


How can one have both,


Male & female in one,


Is this a joke, or am I dense?


This, it just does not make sense…


 


I would think, if this one person,


Has both enclosed, so to speak,


They, he, she, it, can have sex with each other?


No more worrying who is on top,


No more screaming no, no, stop,


As both are there, and both know how to pop, so to speak,


                            the other…


                                                          (ED)  


 


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Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2004
I'm laughing my you-know-what off right now. You crack me up.
What's the Id of Ed gonna come up with next? Hey, this is the last poem of the night for me. Parting is such sweet sorrow . . . LOLOL!!!


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