Texas Hummer…

A Texas hummer came up on me today,

Right up, it came, to my bumper,

Apparently in a hurry, I exclaimed,

And waved him past to another lane.

You know what I thought?

That the special “k” twins sought,

To run me off the bridge,

Into the murky river of Delaware below,

Not that they should or ought…

This hummer was not of the color yellow,

And it was driven by a guy, yes a fellow,

Nor did it have turn signals, or apparently not,

As the driver blew across four lanes of traffic,

With nary an idea of using his turn signals,

Where were the cops, or so I wondered?

As I drove down the road, he did return,

Back on my bumper again, like he wanted to burn,

Me off the road, this time on Route forty,

But he did not know where he was going,

And I lost him where the road split,

I hope that a cop got him,

And posted a ticket where the sun don’t shine…

I had actually thought, that this hummer with the Texas tag,

Might have actually been one of, or both the Special “k” twins,

Wrong color for sure,

But I actually wondered if maybe they were both,

colorblind…                         (ed)