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A Hawaiian Bone I Got...soon will be doin the hula,
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Gonna get a buzz, a Hawaiian buzz, & shortly will be doin' the hula, LOL!

A Hawaiian Bone i Got…will be doin’ the hula shortly,


 


Never had pot of the Hawaiian variety,


Never knew there was any, hee-hee,


But very shortly, I will see,


If there is anything to the rumor,


That this pot is better than that of store…


 


Been told that I won’t want to stand,


Nor talk, nor use my hands,


Nor for that matter move, oh my let it be,


Cause I love to be plastered, majorly buzzed,


What with tomorrow off and the laundry gone,


My weekend chores are all totally done…


 


Short of walking Rufuz, this night, but he can take himself,


Such a big boy he is becoming, allowing his dad time to get high,


While he goes out and does his thing, on his own, I could just sigh,


So herein I end this short poem to explain my departure,


And maybe I will be back a bit later, if I can stand, or even part…


                                        ED & Rufuz


 


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 Reviews of "A Hawaiian Bone I Got...soon will be doin the hula,"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 3, 2008
Glad rufuz can take care of himself. Sounds like you will be out some for the night. You did come back and survived afterall. Each must do his own thing in this world. Experiments are o.k.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 16, 2004
having experienced the hawaiian kind years ago, unless it has changed greatly, it is a true experience, almost like a mild psilicibin or mushroom high.

Reviewed on February 16, 2004
GROOVY, man, GROOVY! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D Now, ME, I don't need none of that; I have MORE than enough trouble trying to walk on my sticks withOUT that stuff! LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 16, 2004
Enjoy yourself...see you back in groovy style!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on February 15, 2004
~*~ Have A Scooby Doobie Doobie Doo Tyme ... A Yabba Doobie Doo Tyme ... Goode Doobie Doo Tymes ... High Roll'n Goode Tymes To Ed And Rufuz! Just Sent You A Private Message To Your Board. Spoke Of Things Hawaiian In My Message To You... Very Interesting Synchronicity About Hawaiian Highs! Great And GrOoVy Poem! ~*~


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