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Why Do Boys Wear Clothes 3...
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Geez this reminds me of me, damn that lid...

Why Boys Wear Clothes… Mommy always said to leave the lid down, Moms ALWAYS right…

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Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2004

Ed;

The lid always fell short of me. Perhaps because I was short of it.

Dan S.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 18, 2004

Ouch!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2004

Thanks for the morning laughs!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2004

Is the water always cold and deep for you too?

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on February 18, 2004

Hhahahahahahah got my darling grandson here today...he
is ill with virus...so looks like grams will be mopping
up the bathroom floor....you see....Alex makes a game out
of it...How far will it go?..What can I drown?.....I kid
you not Ed...you just wrote about my darling grandson...
LOL...loved this...floria

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