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Gotta Catchup...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Playing catchup...

Gotta Catchup…


 


So many ahead,


So few behind,


So many for me to catch,


So few for me to leave behind…


 


Half the special K twins have so many more,


That person Tinka, what kind of name is that,


Is ahead of me by only a hundred or so, no trouble, that,


But I know there are so many more, gotta catch them all,


Gotta catch them soon or my pooter may die, no lie…


 


I know I can, I know I can, I think I can, I think I can,


I write prolifically or so I am told, I can’t sometimes stop,


I will write the same till I am gray and old; I have already a fine crop,


So keep me in mind, put yourselves on notice, I am catching up,


I am going to catch up and when I do, I will rub it in, oh yes I will…


                             © ed – 2/26/04


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 27, 2004
"Tinka" is the Russian name of endearment for "Katinka" = "Katharina" from the ancient Greek "kathara" = "the Pure".

Awwwwww..rub it in-rub it in...that could just be the best fun ever...lol!!

That person Tinka....auch........einaaaaaaa!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2004
If anyone can do it, you can :-)


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