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Fond Farewell...(KID)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I bid thee a fond farewell, dear "Cereal" killer series...

Fond Farewell…


 

I am here to bid a fond fare thee well,

Oh no, don’t think you will get rid of me,

I am here to stay,

To haunt these hallowed halls to the end of my day…

 

No, I want to wish this farewell to the “Cereal” killer, Kate,

The series has come to an end, boo-hoo, not to portend,

I may have been killed, my voice having been stilled,

But my fingers still can type, oh yes, still can I write,

Of the horrors of being dead, the hellish experience of being fed,

To the powers of the dark, oh they are so stark…

 

So herein let me state, with no malice intended to Kate,

I thoroughly enjoyed this series; I have no further queries,

Other than, what are you to do with all those bodies in your garden?

Use them for mulch, or send them to a gulch,

Either way, you have your work cut out for you,

Call your local hospital and tell them you have a cadaver or two,

They will be glad to take them; maybe then you can get some sleep, in the REM…

                    © ed – 2/28-04

 


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 Reviews of "Fond Farewell...(KID)"
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
(((ed)))

good to see you back--and right back with a great one! :) enjoyed LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Nice one Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Good one, Ed!! Peace.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
I guess I'll have to gather up a clean up crew :-) Hey isn't that the job of the mangement? :-))))))))

Wonderful write ;-)

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Good write, Ed! Best wishes..~Z~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Alas, all good and (delightfully evil) things do pass - eventually.

Cadavers 'R Us sounds pretty good, Ed!! Maybe there's even some money in this; although 'dead poets' probably fetch less of a price than other folks.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Yes all good things must end..so fare thee well to our killer friend, may she rest in peace! Good write Ed. Lisa


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