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Wrinkled Underwear...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just a fun write, love to make you laugh, hope you find it a bit funny, I enjoyed writing it for your pleasure...

Wrinkled Underwear…


 


What do I care,


If wrinkled are my underwear,


No one sees them but me,


Who would want to, see?


 


All my clothes are wrinkled the same,


What’s the difference, it is just a game,


Clothing gets left in the laundry bag,


Till its time to use again,


What is the problem with that?


No, this is not that of a gag…


 


Okay, Rene, I will fold them up,


Later this evening, but not too late,


For you are the boss, you are my mate,


And you know I do what I am told,


I really do want to make it till I am old…


            © ed – 2/29/04


 


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 Reviews of "Wrinkled Underwear..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 1, 2004
You are funny,,,,ironed underwear neverrrrrrr....it is suppose to be "wash and wear"....right!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Have you seen anyone ironing their underwear? I didn't.

Well ...long as it's not smelly, then it's okay...I guess.

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
ROFL...love it.
I think we sometimes take ourselves too seriously.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Laugh off your worries,
Laugh off your care,
Read about Ed's wrinkled
Old underwear!

hee hee...this was a good un, Ed...
LOL at Scott's remarks.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Some people like to hide the brown trade mark with a fold.
You'll get old......
lol

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Your titles are the best part of your writes. "Wrinkled underwear!" I don't need to track you, buddy; you track yourself. Speaking of tracks, I hope you used Shout to get the tracks out of your underwear.

Happy Writes,

Scott


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