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Schizophrenia...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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All in humor I am writing this, if you have this disease I am apologetic, but I love to poke fun & make others laugh

SCHIZOPHRENIA…


 


Not to be laughed at,


If this sickness you have,


But for this humorist,


It is just another joke,


So if you find,


Your losing you mind,


It might just be,


You’re losing that of your yoke…


 


When lose it you do,


Find herein that you,


Have more than two,


Minds to lose, a terrible few…


 


Don’t let my humor annoy,


As I get my moments to,


I am not here being coy,


I get crazy every now and then,


So much so they want to lock me,


In the house with all the hens…


 


So herein I cluck, & cluck,


I seem to be stuck,


Within the house of the hens,


So please bear with me as I,


Struggle my way through,


The hen house wire,


Unless of course I tire,


And give of myself,


To the rooster there,


He has had his eye on me since I arrived; he is such a sire…


            © ed – 2/29/04


  


 


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 Reviews of "Schizophrenia..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 1, 2004
i wrote a poem with the sam title


"Gimme ...little something to help me on my way
My love for you is warmer by the day
The more life leaves us apart
The more time goes by
The more my love will grow
There is no love sincerer
Than your love for food
Feed me Sea more shells
Feed me some "more on"
But Steaks and tomato
with two fried eggs for you
With avo's for me to create
funny faces on it for me
Carving a smile with your carving knife
And make this old face come alive
People say I am schizophrenic
And did not know what it mean
Now I know better
Because I am weird
But glad to have you
In my life weirdo man

love Tinka


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