Better than Sex…

Farts are almost better than sex,

As are big burps, almost better than sex,

Don’t forget taking a big dump, again,

                             ALMOST better than sex…

But don’t let that local witch, put on you a hex,

Although the hex may just be, almost better than sex…

Getting new specs, making it easier to see & drive,

May also, but not so sure, be almost better than sex…

Depending on your love of classy items,

Getting a Rolex may also be, almost better than sex…

Maybe getting a duplex on the beach,

May just be, almost better than sex,

But maybe it might be just a better place,

To have that sex, with the ocean sounds,

The smells of the sea & that special someone,

         Just so much solace… 

          © ed – 2/29/04