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It Seems...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This popped up out of my Id or Od, I don't know which...

IT SEEMS…


 


The faster I go,


       the slower it seems,


 


The lower I get,


       the higher it seems,


 


The shorter I get,


       the longer it seems,


 


The richer I get,


       the poorer it seems,


 


The better I get,


       the worse it seems,


 


The warmer I get,


       the colder it seems,


 


The hornier I get,


       the less SHE seems,


 


The weirder I get,


       the MORE it seems…


 


     © ed – 3/1/04


 


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2004
Interesting write.


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