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Prolific Proclivities…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I may have the tendency to overwrite just a bit, but I am having fun, so what...

Prolific Proclivities…


 


Its been mentioned, of late, of my prolific proclivities,


As I may just be the most prolific poet on the Den,


Well I am not sure regards that statement,


But I well know of my personal tendency,


To write constantly, to write more than my share,


Then to the Den, I find I must post and send…


 


Oh woe will be Matt, if this site should ever take a crap,


And lost will be all the poetry written,


We will be hearing a virtual splat,


When his lip is split, and it becomes so fat…


 


So, Matt, with just fewer than 700, from my tendency to over write,


As it is stated above, please don’t have any website problems,


At least not before I get over a thousand and start to put them on disc,


No more will I worry about loss, when on disc they are, no more tsk, tsk…


                             © ed – 3/3/04


 


 


 


  


 


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 Reviews of "Prolific Proclivities…"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 3, 2004
God I hope This site never packs up I kill myself......but thank goodness I printed out all my work on paper... just to be on the safe side!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on March 3, 2004
Cute... but, as other have said, burn them now. I found out the hard way.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on March 3, 2004
Yes..prolific is the word...but in my opinion...do not wait, burn them babies Ed, burn them today.
Allen

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2004
Ed....you better be downloading them NOW...as in immediately!
Don't you dare lose these babies!!!

Reviewed on March 3, 2004
(((ed)))

hee hee it was me who said that...thanks for taking my statement and running off with it--enjoyed this write

i hope the den is around a looooooooong time, and know i always enjoy your prolific, talented pen. :) and of course, you and rufuz *woof*!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2004
Why are you waiting until a thousand? I started saving my written work from the very first poem. Which reminds me I do have to take some time to save the photos I have done recently as well. You are one of the most prolific writers here ;-)


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