ROBITIC CUISINE

When robots become hungry,

Their algorithms get out of whack.

Sensors need more input,

To prevent a hunger attack.

When robots get hungry,

And need something good to eat,

They head for Transducer’s,

Their robotic cuisine can’t be beat.

Their menu is full of favorites,

Like their famous Nut & Bolt Stew.

It’s servos with a smile,

From Transducer’s friendly crew.

They have the best cup of oil in town,

It’s guaranteed to keep you online.

Their Cable Cobbler melts in your mouth,

And the Motherboard Fondue is divine.

Transducer’s has Grilled Grille,

Served with a side of Canned Cans.

Their Screw Soufflés are sumptuous,

With many robotic fans.

They have Computer Chip Cookies,

And their Three Layer Sheet Metal Cake.

Your data processors will overload,

When you try their Matrix Mocha Shake.

So if your components are growling,

And your reserves are running low,

Try Transducer’s fine cuisine,

It’s for robots on the go.

Michael D. Schafer

© July 2, 2016