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Bath Time
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, March 23, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Dedicated to that dirty old buzzard, Tom Leftwich. Bring on the Dove soap, and suds up!
BATH TIME When I take a bath, I scrub really well. There’s no dirt left behind. I wash away the smell. I clean between my toes. I clean behind each ear. Bath time’s no big deal, I only bathe once a year. Michael D. Schafer © June 18, 2016

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Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

Reviewed on March 25, 2017

it's a good shot Michael especially that once a year bath

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on March 24, 2017

thanks Michael....I really appreciated the " ring "you left( in the tub)
.... your wife must feel so lucky to be rewarded with " bling " once a year..heheh...WOW you are good !!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 24, 2017

My dad used to balk at my taking showers everyday, as he only did a bath in the tub on a Saturday night. I always wondered how he didn't stink by the end of a week...I am staying away from you, thats for sure...-e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on March 24, 2017

Eh . . . I'm a one dayer bather . . . if that. Heh.Heh

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on March 23, 2017

Kids would love this as i certainly do. We take far too many baths. John

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