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Dear John, Dear Vodka
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Dear Vodka It hasn’t been awhile. We are obviously very well acquainted, even intimate at times. I know I’ve cheated with that Red over there on that ledge. Oh yeah, and that joint on the porch. I am sorry. I know you give the best next morning no hanger-overs in house. Nevertheless, you bring out the truth and enable my naughty side to pop out and want to play. This is becoming a problem. Therefore, I regrettably must put you back in the freezer were you belong. No, hard feelings, as I am sure we will meet again. Love, Slightly Sober, Dawn

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Reviewed by Billy Kidd

Reviewed on June 10, 2013

No hard feelings here!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 8, 2013

There are times when we have to cut back on the liquor� Perhaps because it is quicker. ;-)

Clever poem.

Ron

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill

Reviewed on June 8, 2013

Haha...That's a great one! I love it!

Peace,

Dayvid

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 8, 2013

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt & used it for a rag, eventually...e

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