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Pet Peeves
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We all have them.
Pet Peeves Just for shits and giggles I thought I'd take the time, to write down my pet peeves and try to make them rhyme. I have to admit at the top of my list my all time favorite one, is the empty roll of toilet paper discovered the moment I'm done. Those inconsiderate drivers who haven't got a clue, slow cars in the fast lane directional signals never used. An empty carton of orange juice put back in the refrigerator, old lady's perfume, and those who fart in a crowded elevator! Nasty tooth paste in the sink how hard could it possibly be, to rinse that crap away there's some things I don't need to see! Grocery karts with a mind of their own, yet you push them anyway, a doctor's office waiting room, watching the clock, cursing your day. Just for shits and giggles I've found my sweet release, writing rhymes passing the time remembering my pet peeves. To be continued! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © 07/16/2014

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 19, 2014

You've got me going with "pet peeves," Kathy... ...Lord knows I have many and I think they are justified. As you express, people ought to use common sense. Maybe some folks just don't have any to use. Thank you! Love and blessings,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 18, 2014

Some of them I also agree with but the fart in the elevator is the best as I fart all the time in them when there alot of peple...then I can't stop laughing, guess thats why everyone knows who did the farting...;-) ed

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 17, 2014

You have many sympathizers with your pet peeves in this delightfully written poem. Methinks there are some kids who do not understand what simple instructions are�

I remember my mother always yelling, "Don't slam that screen door!" As I was already three steps into the yard and the door was wide open at the end of the spring ready to accelerate back to the door frame with a loud "bang."

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on July 16, 2014

Fantastic write! Yes, and I may add, inconsiderate folks who block the shopping lanes in a store and you must say, "please excuse me" over and over again! Then there is the extremely slow driver who does 15 in a 30 zone. You really want to say, "If you don't feel like driving the speed limit you should stay home!" Well I must write more in a poem. Thank you!

John Michael

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 16, 2014

"An empty carton of orange juice
put back in the refrigerator," - LOL!!!! Sounds like what I can find in my fridge too!

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on July 16, 2014

At least these pet peeves keep your mind occupied. That, and sometimes your blood pressure probably goes through the roof. I relate completely about going to the darn doctor.

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