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The Spanx
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Never underestimate the power of the Spanx!
The Spanx To whoever invented the Spanx tonight I raise my glass, for creating the patent, that helped me flatten, my big fat jiggly ass. Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © 10/29/2014

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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on October 30, 2014

Just so long as someone doesn't give you "spanx" on that ass of yours!!! Love the poem...very mischevious..

ChipB

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on October 30, 2014

very humorous

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 29, 2014

My daughter always complains her ass jiggles so I guess she wants one too! Ha!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 29, 2014

I want one...-e-

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 29, 2014

I appreciate your wit and humor, Kathy. Thank you for sharing it. Cheers! Salud! Sant�! Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on October 29, 2014

Skol! Heh.Heh

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