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The Spanx
by Kathy J Parenteau → (All Poetry by Kathy J Parenteau)
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Never underestimate the power of the Spanx!

 

The Spanx
 
To whoever invented the Spanx
tonight I raise my glass,
for creating the patent,
that helped me flatten,
my big fat jiggly ass.
 
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
Copyright © 10/29/2014
 

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 Reviews of "The Spanx"
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on October 30, 2014
Just so long as someone doesn't give you "spanx" on that ass of yours!!! Love the poem...very mischevious..

ChipB

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 30, 2014
very humorous

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 29, 2014
My daughter always complains her ass jiggles so I guess she wants one too! Ha!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 29, 2014
I want one...-e-

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 29, 2014
I appreciate your wit and humor, Kathy. Thank you for sharing it. Cheers! Salud! Santé! Love and best wishes,



Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 29, 2014
Skol! Heh.Heh


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