I peed in your liquor bottles–
yes I did.
I took the shit off the shelves–
and I popped the f***in’ lid.

I had to relieve myself–
yes I did.
I had to drain myself–
yes I did.

I was drunk as f***,
cause I’m a special kind of kid.

I stuck my dick in it–
yes I did.
Then I pissed in it–
yes I did.

It was yellow as f***,
cause I’m dehydrated.
The other was funky,
cause I f***in’ masturbated-yeah.

I like your collection–
yes I did.
Then I peed in it–
yes I did.

You were all mad,
telling me to stop.
But I did it anyways,
I can give a flying-f***.

You stole my f***in’ change,
and f***ed ho’s in my bed.
You punched my f***in’ radio,
and labeled me a sped.

I blamed your f***in’ cat,
when I stole your bag of weed.
I stomped your Spawn figure,
and tanked on DTE.

You put me on trial,
cause I ate your f***in’ Pop’s.
But it doesn’t matter now,
cause I’m poppin’ them tops!