Rollin’ down the street–
with some f***in’ road-rage.
Trying to pass this motherf***er,
that’s giving me the gaze.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

Standing in line–
at the DM-f***in’-V.
They’re on 16,
but I’m 153.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

Got too many bills–
that I have to f***in’ pay.
They call me every day,
telling me that I’m late.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

My wife’s a f***in’ cheat–
and she has ugly feet.
She spent all the rent,
that was due last week.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

Hey mister-mister-mister–
can you spare some f***in’ change?
I saw you last week,
doing the same damn thing.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

My engine light came on–
in the middle of a song.
I pulled the car over,
and hit my f***in’ bong.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

You didn’t see the bodies–
cause I stuffed them in the trunk.
But it doesn’t matter now,
cause I’m really f***in’ drunk.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?

I robbed a liquor store–
in the middle of the day.
I think I got away,
but I still want to play.

What’s this FUBAR phuckery?