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Weebit'a'sympathy
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My frustration with self-absorbed chronic complainers. Recited with an Irish dialect

When you're lonely and blue
Mixed up and confused
When you're feelin the misery and pain
Grab a carpenters screw
And hammer it through
Your thick skull till it reaches your brain

Then give it a turn
and maybe one more
just till you come to your senses
And realize that life
Don't evolve around you
Its not all houses with white picket fences

Lifes what you make
Its not always a hoot
and if you can't break free of the past
Go grab a shotgun
Swallow it deep
Then pull the damn trigger and blast


Edwin Dante Larson

Copyright ©2004 Edwin Dante Larson

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Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
more cringing and laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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